Sardarji Jokes - 2

One fine day in a romantic mood 
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

Sardar to his friend: I kiss my wife daily before going to office.
Friend: I also kiss your wife after u go to office.
Sardar: But i kiss first.

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks, 'Why are you doing this?'
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question:
Interviewer: Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar: Thanks for giving me the job I will investigate.

Sardar 2 Salesman: I Need Pink curtains for my computer.
Salesman: Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.
Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed.

Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar: Bad.
Interviewer: Come.
Sardar: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly.
Sardar: Pichlli.
Interviewer: U G L Y?
Sardar: PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Sardar: Keep Talking.
Interviewer: Get Out.
Sardar: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Sardar: Oh my Devil.
Interviewer: U r Rejected.
Sardar: I am Selected. BALLE BALLE.

Teacher to Sardar: Where were U born??
Sardar: In Thiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

A Photographer Sardarji focuses a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him.
Why?
He said: "Smile Please !?"