Sardarji Jokes- 1

Here is Some Sardarji Jokes ....Enjoy

Sardarji lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it.
Manager: You should have taken care as any one can sign your cheque on ur behalf and empty your deposits.
Sardarji: How can others sign? I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques.


Shayari by Sardar ji:
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.

Sardar found answer to the most difficult question ever:
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
For what you order, will come 1st!


Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days.Guess why?
Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

K B C
Amitab: In which state Ganga flows?
Sardar: Liquid state
Audience clapped.
Amitab stunned and looked behind and found all people sitting
were Sardars


Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, ?Oh..we will get Punjab from India but how would we develop it??
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, ?No problem! we will attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we will automatically get developed.?


Nurse came out with the newborn kid,
Sardar rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted,
PUTTAR hua PUTTAR(Boy babby Born).
She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It"s a gal

Sardar runs home yelling Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10Million lotto.
Wife: Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
Sardar: Who cares? Just pack and get lost!
Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her Birthday? I thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?

A man to sardar: lets to play Chess.
Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes.

Sardar walks into a library & says,
Can I have a burger and coke?
Librarian, Im sorry, this is a library.
Sardar whispers: Can I have a burger & fries?

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control urself. Dont cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar g always studies infront of mirror coz of 3reasons
1: It helps saving revision time.
2: He can keep a watch on himself.
3: He likes combined study.

Sardar goes 2 a petrol pump sees a board "dont use Mobile here"
Sardar picks his mobile, calls evryone from his phone n says "DONT CALL ME NOW"

Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine.
Happily they drank it.
Next day, headline: Blood bank robbery.